10 Reasons Why I'm a Better Pilot Than You

[Captain]

If you opened this thread then you must have some self doubt. It'll be interesting to see how the view count rises compared to the post count.

 

[Jim Logajan]

If you opened this thread then you must have some self doubt. It'll be interesting to see how the view count rises compared to the post count.

I thought it was going to be a humorous list. What a let down.

Could you at least make something up? It doesn't have to be all that funny.

 

[Jim Logajan]

Well let me try:

10. I have more epaulets than anyone else.
9. I've landed a glider on just one wheel.
8. I've taken off in an aircraft without an engine.
7. I wear a way cooler looking leather jacket. With cool shades.
6. I can land in cross AND double cross winds.
5. My BMI is 22.5.
4. Chuck Norris asks me for flying advice.
3. I laugh in the face of danger.
2. I've never crashed an aircraft.
1. I'm just so darn good looking it hurts people's eyes.

 

[Jim Logajan]

Have you landed on runway 37?

Chuck Norris has.

I have - and my transponder was squawking 9898 at the time.