TangoWhiskey
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So, one gets to wondering... if Chuck Norris were a pilot, what would pilots say about him?
Chuck Norris got so bored with landing on asphalt, grass, water and snow, he taught himself to land on sky.
On his first solo, Chuck Norris went supersonic.
Chuck Yeager calls Chuck Norris "The best pilot I ever saw."
When Chuck Norris flies commercial, the Captain asks him for advice.
When Chuck Norris flies IFR, the instruments follow him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to check the weather. The weather checks with Chuck.
Chuck Norris' VariEze doesn't have a retractable nose gear... the airplane is bowing down out of respect.
Chuck Norris got so bored with landing on asphalt, grass, water and snow, he taught himself to land on sky.
On his first solo, Chuck Norris went supersonic.
Chuck Yeager calls Chuck Norris "The best pilot I ever saw."
When Chuck Norris flies commercial, the Captain asks him for advice.
When Chuck Norris flies IFR, the instruments follow him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to check the weather. The weather checks with Chuck.
Chuck Norris' VariEze doesn't have a retractable nose gear... the airplane is bowing down out of respect.
