Contrails: a threat to us all.

[ebykowsky]

There are chemicals in contrails! You are wrong if you say otherwise. A new poster on the forums brought this to my attention today, and after some extensive research, it turns out that the chemical dihydrogen monoxide is the main component in these "chemtrails" I did some research on the chemical, and what I found may shock you. Dihydrogen monoxide is deadly if breathed in in its liquid form, and toxic if too much is imbibed. There have been recorded deaths due to overconsumption of the chemical, and worst of all, it is in the air we breathe, all of our waterways and drinking water, and is even used by farmers who spray their crops with the chemical. Your kids may even have this chemical in their bodies right now. I demand we do something immediately about this and stop airplanes from spraying the chemical all over our earth. Many sources even believe that dihydrogen monoxide is the #1greenhouse gas on earth. Let us stand idly by no longer!

 

[Jim Logajan]

Dihydrogen monoxide is deadly if breathed in in its liquid form, and toxic if too much is imbibed.

That reminds me of some old poems (must be the fumes)...

Willie was thirsty in chemistry,
But now he is nevermore.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4!

Willie thought that life was a bore,
So he drank some H2SO4.
But his dad was an M.D.
Who gave him some CaCO3.
Now Willie's neutralized, it's true,
But he's also full of CO2!

Little Willie in the best of sashes,
Fell into the fire and was burnt to ashes.
By and by the room grew chilly,
But no one liked to poke up Willie.