Now I'm really confused...

[Shepherd]

I'm not sure I look like me, anymore.
I finally got my plastic license. sigh...
I've been carrying a piece of paper from the FAA in my back pocket for almost 5 decades.
Anyway, I mentioned I had my new plastic and one of the young ladies at church asked if she could see it, as she had never seen a Pilot's License.
Sure, why not?
So I hand her the license and she's looking it over very intently, then asks "Do you have to send it back?"
Says I: "Why should I send it back?"
"Because the pictures on the back don't look ANYTHING like you."

<rimshot></rimshot>

So another young lady takes it, looks at it and asks When did you shave off your mustache?

<headsmack></headsmack>

Glenn

 

[Jim Logajan]

I'm putting the best spin I can on this, but......

Glenn

Next time tell them you are the one in the middle; the one flying the aeroplane.

I tell people I'm the one on the right. Years ago I did have a mustache and more hair, so that is me on the left when I was much younger. I tell them the photo of the airplane was taken on my checkride.