SECURITY! Don't dis the the FA and THEN READ about 1940's AIRPLANES!

mikea

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The plane went all the way out to the take-off point, in the queue for take-off. ... The plane then proceeded to turn around and head all the way back to the gate.
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After about 5 - 10 minutes, 2 Mass State Policemen, 1 or 2 TSA Agents, and the bursar for the flight come down the aisle and motion me to get off of the plane.Policeman: "Sir, were you looking at a book of airplanes?"

Me: "Yes sir I was. I am a musician for money, but for fun I study old aircraft and build models of them, and the book I was reading was of Polish Aircraft from 1946."

Policeman: "Would you please go get that book so that i can see it?"

I go back onto the plane - all eyes are on me like I was a common criminal. Total humiliation part 2.

After a couple of minutes he says, "Why, this is all Snoopy Red Baron stuff..."

http://vancegilbert.com/index.php?page=blog&display=2245#offset1
OMG! READING ABOUT AIRPLANES ON AN AIRPLANE! Why, in a few minutes you could probably learn how to take control by cutting through to the control lines under the floor of the cabin!
 
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