The TSA was actually able to detect a drunk pilot and do some good.

[PeterNSteinmetz]

Even those clowns in blue could catch this guy. Not worth $10Bn per year though.

Southwest pilot arrested on a DUI charge while making preparations in the cockpit

Authorities say an airline pilot who seemed to smell like alcohol was making pre-flight checks in the cockpit when police arrested him on a DUI charge.

apnews.com