Water Ditch near JFK

[Danos]

All on board are fine, but this report claims the plane was undamaged. Uhhhhh, its in the water. Not exactly looking tip top.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/05/nyregion/04airplane.html

 

[Jim Logajan]

Church of All Worlds, Inc.

Then just change your name to Valentine Michael Smith

Mr. Smith, meet John Carter.