I was wondering how long before this happened...

[steingar]

Acceptable neither for your office nor your children. Possibly funny to your spouse, depending on sense of humor and open-mindedness.

 

[Jim Logajan]

Can't tell by the posts whether some of you believe any of this, but:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

This seems more plausible:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/disgusted-tsa-agents-also-calling-for-end-to-body,18557/