Laundryzoned

[DavidWhite]

A new way to get turned down on a date.

Example: "That sounds really fun, but I've got to do laundry."

True story.

 

[Jim Logajan]

I have a bad habit of chasing girls that are disproportionately better looking than I am, and/or alot older.

A mans reach should always exceed his, um, er, never mind.