More fun with cops...

[Henning]

http://nationalreport.net/police-taser-multiple-children/

Cops practicing with their tazers on kindergarteners and cattle.

The police department has apologized profusely for the attack, stating that they are unsure how the two mentally disturbed individuals were able to pass the mandatory prehire psychiatric evaluations but intend to look into matter.

Police forces look for the mentally deranged.

 

[Jim Logajan]

nationalreport.net is a "stealth" parody site that is less over-the-top than the onion, so it is more likely to be mistaken for news, since crazier things really do happen in the real world. For example, even Fox news got tricked very recently:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...-personally-fund-muslim-museum-233837793.html