Guy goes in a pet store and buys a parrot. Takes it home, and immediately the parrot starts using vulgar language and insults.
Day after day, every time he walks past the parrot, it hurls vulgar insults.
Finally one day, this fellow can’t take it any longer. As the parrot is hurling insults, the owner grabs him, opens the freezer door and shoves it in, and slams the door.
After a few minutes, guilt overcomes the owner. He walks over and opens the freezer door. Amazingly the parrot calmly walks out, looks at the owner, and says
“Sir, I wish to apologize for my behavior. I shall not use insults or vulgarities any longer in your home”
Then the parrot looks at the owner, and quietly ask “So, what did the Turkey do to anger you?”